Jokes and Other Diversions


July 20, 2022

Motherly Advice

A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse goes, “BARK!” and the cat runs away.

The mother mouse says to her baby, “See how important it is for you to learn a foreign language?”


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