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July 19, 2022

For Heaven's Sake

There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic. “When I die, I’ll get it on my way up.” The old man chuckled.


Well, when the old man died, the wife went up to the attic and found the bag of money was still there.

“I knew I should have put that money in the cellar!” said the woman. 

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