Jokes and Other Diversions


July 15, 2022

Too Late

A bus full of noisy tourists arrives at Runnymede, England.

They gather around the guide, who says, “This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.” 

A man pushes his way to the front of the crowd, asking, “When did that happen?”

“1215,” answered the guide.

The man looks at his watch and says, “Shoot! Just missed it by a half hour!”


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