Jokes and Other Diversions


July 8, 2022

Growing Family

At a childbirth class for couples who'd already had one child, the instructor raised the question of how to break the news of the baby to an older child. 

“Some parents tell the older child, 'We love you so much that we decided to bring another child into our family,'” she said.

“But think about that for a second. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much that I decided to bring home another wife?'”

One of the women spoke up right away: “Does she cook?”


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