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July 5, 2022

Congressional Lunch

A pair of Congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences.

The talk quickly became heated and, 10 minutes into the meal, one man was angrily pounding the table.

“You’re lying!” he shouted. 

“Of course, I’m lying,” the other said, “but hear me out.” 

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