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HUMOR ARCHIVE

TODAY'S JOKE

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HUMOR ARCHIVE

Jokes and Other Diversions

June 16, 2022

What Job Applicants Say … and What They Mean

I'm adept at office organization: I've used Microsoft Office.
 
I'm honest: I don’t pilfer an exceptional amount of office supplies.
 
My work experience includes: Please don’t ask about all the McJobs I've had.
 
I take pride in my work: I blame others for my mistakes.

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