Jokes and Other Diversions


June 9, 2022

What Companies Say ... and What They Mean

Career-Minded: Female applicants must be childless and remain that way.
 
Apply In Person: If you're old, fat or ugly, you will be told that the position has been filled.
 
No Phone Calls, Please: We've filled the job; this ad is just to keep our lawyers happy.
 
Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.


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