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May 31, 2022

Car Trouble

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” 

Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” 

Wife: “I’m telling you, the car has water in the carburetor.” 

Husband: “You don’t even know what the carburetor is. Where’s the car?”

Wife: “In the swimming pool.”

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