Jokes and Other Diversions

May 30, 2022

That's Bull

A man took his wife to the rodeo. One of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. 

The first pen had a sign that read: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The husband nudged his wife and said, “He mated 50 times last year!” 

At the second pen, the sign read: “This bull mated 120 times last year.” The husband jabbed his wife again and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”

They walked to the third pen, which had a sign that said, in capital letters: “THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.” The husband excitedly said, “That’s once a day! You could really learn something from this one!” 

The wife looked at her husband and replied, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.”

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