Jokes and Other Diversions


May 25, 2022

Scotch Scotch Scotch

A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12-year-old scotch “before the trouble starts.” 

The bartender pours the drink and steps away.

The man finishes the drink and calls back the bartender: “Pour me a 15-year-old scotch before the trouble starts.” 

The bartender does. 

The man finishes that drink and bellows: “Pour me an 18-year-old scotch before the trouble starts.” 

As the man is drinking, the bartender gets up the nerve to ask: “Say, friend, when is this trouble going to start?”

To which the man replies: “When you find out that I don’t have any money.” 


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