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May 20, 2022

Prison Mom

Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. 

Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have a Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?” 

Frantic, the boy dropped the receiver and went charging outside, screaming, “Dad! They have Mom! And they want money!”

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