May 18, 2022
One for All
Four baseball fans want to show their respective team that they’re each the biggest fans in the world, so they decide to climb the biggest mountain they can find.
The first one to the top is a Braves fan, and he says “I’m the biggest fan in the world! This is for you, Braves!” and he jumps off.
The second one to the top is a Mets fan and he says, “I love you more than anything, Mets! This is for you!” and he jumps off.
The last two fans reach the top at the same time. One is a Red Sox fan; the other, a Yankees fan. The Red Sox fan says, “This one is for all baseball fans,” as he pushes the Yankee fan off the mountain.
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