Jokes and Other Diversions

May 13, 2022

Lost and Found

Two guys, one young and one old, are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide.

"Sorry about that," the old guy says. "I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "What a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too, and I'm getting pretty worried."

"Maybe I can help," the old guys says. "What does she look like?"

"Well, she's 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing a tank top with short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy replies, "It doesn't matter; let's look for yours."

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