Jokes and Other Diversions

May 10, 2022

Lunch Lesson

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a basket of apples: "Only take one. God is watching."

Further down the line is a plate of cookies. A little boy stops and adds his own note: "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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