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May 5, 2022

Why Teachers Drink

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers from 16-year-olds.

Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed.

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