Jokes and Other Diversions

May 2, 2022

Professional Painter

A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. 

At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

“$50,” she replies.

The man agrees, gives her the paint and brushes, and goes back in the house. 

The man’s wife, who had overheard the conversation, asked if the woman realized that the porch went all around the house.

“She should,” he said. “She was standing on it.”

Very soon, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 

“Finished already?” the man asks.

“Yeah, and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reaches for the money.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a porch. It’s a Lexus.” 

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