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April 29, 2022

Captain Calls

A Spanish captain was aboard his ship when a sailor rushes up and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!”

The captain replies calmly, “Go get my red shirt."

The soldier gets the shirt, the battle is joined, and the Spaniards win.

“Congrats, Sir,” the sailor says, “but why the red shirt?”

The captain replies, “If I got injured, my blood shouldn’t be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope.”

Just then, another sailor runs up and says, “Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy ships!”

The captain calmly replies, “Go bring my yellow pants.”

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