Jokes and Other Diversions


April 19, 2022

Surgery Scare

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers outside the operating room. 

One leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous.” 

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze!”

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

The first kid says, “A circumcision.”

The second kid says, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!”


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