Jokes and Other Diversions

April 8, 2022

Beach Bum

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, however, he notices that his almost-perfect tan has missed one part, and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses, and buries himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out. 

Two little old ladies stroll by. Spotting the part, one sighs, “There really is no justice in this world.” 

“What do you mean?” her friend says.

“Well, look at that,” the lady says, pointing.

“When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it.”

“When I was 20, I was curious about it.”

“When I was 30, I enjoyed it.”

“When I was 40, I asked for it.”

“When I was 50, I paid for it.”

“When I was 60, I prayed for it.”

“When I was 70, I forgot about it.”

“And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!”

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