Jokes and Other Diversions

April 6, 2022

Chicken Race

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was driving 50 mph. 

He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. 

He sped up to 75, and the chicken passed him. 

The man then noticed that the chicken had three legs. He followed him down a road and ended up at a farm, where he noticed that all the chickens had three legs. 

“What’s up with these chickens?” he asked the farmer

“Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird,” the farmer said. “I'm gonna be a millionaire.” 

“How do they taste?” asked the man. 

“Don’t know,” replied the farmer. “Haven’t caught one yet.”

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