Jokes and Other Diversions

March 29, 2022

Cleanup in Aisle 9

Three couples—one retired, one middle aged, and one newlywed--went to see a minister to become members of his church. The minister said the couples would have to abstain from sex for two weeks, then report back on how it went. 

Two weeks later, the couples reported back. The elder couple said it had been no problem. The middle-aged couple said it had been a bit tough, but they made it.

The newlyweds said they lasted until she dropped the can of paint. 

“Can of paint!” exclaimed the minister. 

“Yeah,” said the man. “She dropped the can and, when she bent to pick it up, I just had to have her right there. Lust took over.”

The minister shook his head sadly and said they were not welcome in the church anymore.
“That’s OK,” said the man. “We’re not welcome in Home Depot anymore either.”

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