Jokes and Other Diversions

March 25, 2022

The Answer Mom

Johnny asks his mother her age. 

“Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question,” she answers.

He then asks how much she weighs. 

“Gentlemen don’t ask ladies that question, either,” she says.

The boy then asks, “Why did Daddy leave you?”

To this, the mother says, “You shouldn’t ask that,” and sends him to his room. 

On the way, Johnny trips over his mother’s purse. 
When he picks it up, her driver’s license falls out. 

Johnny runs back into the room. “I know all about you now! You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds, and Daddy left you because you got an F in sex!”

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