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March 15, 2022

Grocery Shopping

A wife asks her husband, "Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six."
 
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
 
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"
 
He replied, "They had avocados."

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