Dorothy and her husband of 70 years had invited Bob for supper.
“Sugar, why don’t you sit down and we’ll eat?” Dorothy called to her husband.
“Sure thing,” said her husband, settling in.
"Now, darling, what would you like first: soup or salad?" asked Dorothy.
"Soup, I guess," he answered.
"Great, dearest," she said. "Back in a moment, love."
Several courses and dozens of endearments later, Bob cornered Dorothy in the kitchen.
“Wow," said Bob. "After all these decades together, you still talk to your husband like that?”
She leaned in and lowered her voice. “I’ll be honest with you, Bob,” she said.
"I forgot his name about five years ago, and I've been too embarrassed to ask him!"
“Sugar why don’t you
sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her
Husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself
down.
“Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” Questioned
Dorothy.
“Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded.
After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob
couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen
and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?”
“Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years
now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to
ask him!”
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sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her
Husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself
down.
“Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” Questioned
Dorothy.
“Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded.
After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob
couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen
and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?”
“Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years
now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to
ask him!”
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Great Clean Jokes“Sugar why don’t you
sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her
Husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself
down.
“Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” Questioned
Dorothy.
“Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded.
After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob
couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen
and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?”
“Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years
now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to
ask him!”
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Great Clean Jokes“Sugar why don’t you
sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her
Husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself
down.
“Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” Questioned
Dorothy.
“Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded.
After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob
couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen
and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?”
“Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years
now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to
ask him!”
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Great Clean Jokes“Sugar why don’t you
sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her
Husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself
down.
“Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” Questioned
Dorothy.
“Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded.
After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob
couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen
and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?”
“Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years
now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to
ask him!”
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