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January 18, 2022

Ghost Story

The party in the woods stopped abruptly when the thunderstorm hit. Two of the guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain to get back to their car. They jumped in, still drinking, and floored it.

All of a sudden, an old man’s face appeared outside the passenger window, and he tapped lightly on the window!

Terrified, the passenger cracked the window. “Wh-what do you want?”

“Got a cigarette?” he whispers.

The passenger fumbles around and throws the pack at the man, yelling “step on it!” to his buddy.

They’re going about 80 miles an hour, when the old man reappears at the window and knocks!

Frightened and bewildered, the passenger rolls down the window a crack.

“Do you have a light?” the old man quietly asks. The passenger throws his lighter out the window at him and screams again, “Floor it!”

The driver does, and both men are trying to calm down when the man appears again at the window!

“WHAT DO YOU WANT?” the terrified passenger screams.

 The old man replies, “You want some help getting out of the mud?”

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