Jokes and Other Diversions


December 21, 2021

Blonde Ambition

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. 

Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced, “I’m sorry, ladies and gentlemen. One of the engines has failed, and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry; we have three engines left.”
 
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced, “I’m afraid one more engine has failed, and the flight will be two hours longer. But don’t worry; we have two engines left.”

An hour later, the captain announced, “I’m terribly sorry, but a third engine has failed, and our flight will be three hours longer. But don’t worry; we have one engine left.”

One blonde looked at the other and sniffed, “Jeez, if we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”


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