Jokes and Other Diversions

December 17, 2021

Work History

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the HR manager his application. The manager begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.

"I must say, your work history is terrible. It looks like you've been fired from every job you've ever had."

"That's right," says the applicant.

"Well, how can I justify hiring you with a record like that?"

"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least I'm not a quitter!"

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