Jokes and Other Diversions


November 11, 2021

A Reasonable Explanation

The mother-in-law stops by her daughter's house to find her son-in-law in a steaming rage and packing his suitcase.

“What happened, Tommy?” she asks anxiously.

“What happened?" he thundered. "I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife, telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.

"I get home and guess what I find? Your daughter, my wife, with Joe Murphy in our bed! This is unforgivable! I’m leaving her!”

“Ah, calm down, Tommy,” says his mother-in-law. “Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her.”

Minutes later, the mother-in-law comes back beaming.

“See, Tommy?" she smiles. "I told you there was a reasonable explanation. She never got your email!”


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