Jokes and Other Diversions


November 10, 2021

Lecture Circuit

One night, a man, who was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home from the bar. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 a.m.?" the officer asked.

"I'm going to a lecture," the man said.

"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife," said the man.


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