Jokes and Other Diversions


November 8, 2021

Protect and Serve

One day, a state trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of his car, got in and drove off with the bucket still on the roof.

The trooper decided to pull him over and perform a community service by giving the driver his chicken before it fell off. So he pulled him over, walked up to the car,  pulled the bucket off the roof and handed it down to the driver.

The driver looked at the trooper and said, "No thanks, I just bought some."


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