Jokes and Other Diversions


November 5, 2021

With All My Love

Mrs. Smythe, a longtime customer, approached the jeweler with a request.

Recently divorced, she asked the jeweler to make two earrings from her inscribed wedding band: one earring reading “with all” and the other one reading “my love.”

The jeweler asked why.

“So I remember that the next time someone says that to me, I should let it go in one ear and out the other.”


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