Jokes and Other Diversions
October 18, 2021
A doctor puts his obese patient on a diet regimen.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks,” the doctor ordered. “The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the man returns, he’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The guy nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” the doc asked.
“No, from skipping.”
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