Jokes and Other Diversions


October 5, 2021

Since You Asked


A truck driver is rolling along the freeway at a good clip. Suddenly, a sign appears that reads “Low Bridge Ahead.”
 
Before the driver can react, wham! The bridge is right there, and his rig gets wedged tight under it.

Cars are backed up for miles; the honking is deafening. Finally, a police car arrives. The cop gets out of his car, gazes around, wanders up to the trucker, plants his hands on his hips, and drawls, “Got stuck, huh?”

“No," snaps the trucker. "I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”


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