Jokes and Other Diversions


September 22, 2021

Two Bits

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. The man enjoyed the full treatment: shave, shampoo, manicure and haircut. Then he placed the boy in the chair and said, “I’m going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade. I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

When the boy’s haircut was completed, the man still hadn’t returned. The barber said to the boy, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”

“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up, took me by the hand, and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get free haircuts.’”


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