Jokes and Other Diversions


August 23, 2021

The Dancing Duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was a duck tap-dancing on top of an overturned pot. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck and the pot from the owner for $10,000.

Three days later, the circus owner stormed back into the bar.

“Your duck is a rip-off!” he bellowed. “I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn’t dance a single step!”

“Hm,” the man said. “Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”


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