Jokes and Other Diversions
July 19, 2021
Recent actual announcements from the London Underground:
“Let the passengers off the train FIRST!” (Pause.) “Oh, go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care; I'm going home.”
“Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open.' The two are distinct and separate instructions.”
“Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors.”
“We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door.”
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