Jokes and Other Diversions


July 8, 2021

Pardon Me

Roy Rogers is out riding his horse one day when a mountain lion attacks. Luckily Roy escapes but his new boots are ruined.

He’s so mad he goes back and shoots the mountain lion.

Upon seeing Roy returning with the lion across his saddle, Dale Evans asks him “Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?”

Submitted by Mark Gierke



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