Jokes and Other Diversions


July 7, 2021

The Truth About Exercise

I don’t jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.


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