Jokes and Other Diversions


May 27, 2021

Happy Hunting

Two hunters were relaxing in their lodge, making small talk.

“So, what do you hunt?” asked one.

“Unicorns.”

Startled, the first hunter gasped, “Really? How the hell do you do that?”

“Well, I find a virgin and hire her to help me. They’re the only thing that attracts unicorns. I have her wait in the woods until a unicorn comes up to her. When it does, it sets off a snare.”

The first hunter sighed, “Boy, they must be hard to find. I’ve heard of ‘em, but I’ve never actually seen one.”

The second hunter said, “Yeah, and there ain’t many unicorns either.”


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