Jokes and Other Diversions


April 16, 2021

A Weee Bit

A handsome and conceited young man decided to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce the world’s most beautiful children.

He met a man with three stunning daughters and explained his mission.

The father told the young man to take his pick of the girls.

He dated the first daughter, but when the father asked his opinion, the young man said, “Well, she’s just a weee bit … not that you’d notice it ... pigeon-toed.”

After a round with the second daughter, the young man reported, “Well, she’s just a weee bit … not that you’d notice it ... cross-eyed.”

The young man then dated the third daughter and rushed into the father the next morning, “She’s perfect! She’s the one I want to marry!”

Months later, the now-married daughter had a baby--the oddest-looking, ugliest baby the young man had ever seen. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen, considering the parents’ perfection.

“Well,” explained his father-in-law, “when you met her, she was just a weee bit … not that you’d notice it ... pregnant.”


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