Jokes and Other Diversions


January 26, 2021

Touché

A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be $1.”

“$1?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, “Could I have the steak and fries, please?”

“Certainly,” says the barman, “That’ll be $2.”

“$2?” cries the man. “You’re joking. Where’s the guy who owns this place?”

The barman says, “Upstairs, with my wife.”

The man says, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”

The barman says, “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”


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