Jokes and Other Diversions


January 18, 2021

Useful Knowledge

As the waitress entered the bar, the bartender demanded, “Why are you late?”

The waitress explained, “It was terrible! I was crossing the road, when I witnessed a dreadful accident. A guy was hit by a speeding car, and he was lying there on the street! He was a bloody mess! Thank God I’d taken that first-aid course!”

“What were you able to do?” asked the bartender.

“I sat on the ground with my head between my knees so I wouldn’t pass out!”


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