Jokes and Other Diversions


August 19, 2019

I Quit

Dave asks his friend, Kevin, for a cigarette.

“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” Kevin says.

“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies Dave. “I’ve already accomplished step one.”

“Step one?” asks Kevin.

“Yeah, I quit buying.”


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