Jokes and Other Diversions
August 16, 2019
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.”
Bartender: “Sure! Go ahead.”
Man: “What covers a house?”
Dog: “Roof!”
Man: “How does sandpaper feel?”
Dog: “Rough!”
Man: “Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?”
Dog: “Ruth!”
The man turns to the bartender and says: “Pay up. I told you he could talk.”
Annoyed, the bartender throws both of them out the door.
Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, “Should I have said Mickey Mantle?”
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