Jokes and Other Diversions


August 16, 2019

The Greatest Ballplayer

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.”

Bartender: “Sure! Go ahead.”

Man: “What covers a house?”

Dog: “Roof!”

Man: “How does sandpaper feel?”

Dog: “Rough!”

Man: “Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?”

Dog: “Ruth!”

The man turns to the bartender and says: “Pay up. I told you he could talk.”

Annoyed, the bartender throws both of them out the door.

Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, “Should I have said Mickey Mantle?”


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