Pat and Mike were adrift in a lifeboat after a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging for provisions, Pat stumbles across an old lamp. He rubs it, and a genie appears!
This particular genie, however, states that he can grant only one wish, not the standard three. Without thinking, Pat blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into Guinness!”
The genie claps his hands loudly and vanishes, leaving the entire sea transformed into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Disgusted, Mike looks at his friend.
“Nice going Pat! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”