Jokes and Other Diversions


August 14, 2019

If I Had My Way

Three friends end up at the Pearly Gates after a terrible car accident. St. Peter asks each man, “When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”

The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man.”

The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher, who made a huge difference in our children’s lives.”

The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say, ‘Look, he’s moving!’”


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