Jokes and Other Diversions


August 12, 2019

Compromise

The newlyweds were visiting friends when the topic of children came up.

The young bride said she wanted three children, while her husband said that two would be enough for him.

After a few minutes of escalating argument, the husband thought he’d put an end to things by declaring, “After our second child, I’ll just have a vasectomy.”

“That would be fine,” the bride retorted. “But I hope you’ll still love the third as if it was your own.”


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