Jokes and Other Diversions

August 7, 2019


Donna, a well-proportioned woman, planned to spend most of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but decided the next day that no one could see her way up there and slipped out of her suit for an overall tan.

Immediately, she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she pulled a towel over her behind as the hotel’s assistant manager appeared, flustered and breathless.

“Excuse me, miss,” the young man said. “We don’t mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday.”

“What’s the difference?” the woman replied. “No one can see me up here, and besides, I’m covered with a towel.”

“Yes miss,” said the embarrassed man. “But you’re lying on the dining room skylight.”

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