Jokes and Other Diversions


August 1, 2019

The Truth Hurts

When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor said, “You have such a cute baby.”

Smiling, I said, “I’ll bet you say that to all the new parents.”

“No,” he admitted, “just to those whose babies are really cute.”

“So what do you say to the others?” I asked.

“He looks just like you.”


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