Jokes and Other Diversions


July 19, 2019

It's All Greek to Me

A young boy was having a hard time in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, “You'll know you’re really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French.”

One day, the boy ran into class all excited, saying, “Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night, and everyone was talking in French!”

“Great!” said the teacher. “What were they saying?”

“I don't know,” the boy replied. “I couldn't understand them.”


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